I actually cried a little when Stahl’s MX was shot.
A moment of silence for Stahl’s MX because he was adorable as frick and I have the headcanon that she would watch soccer with him sometimes and he’d watch her reactions and be all like “Human that is silly, stop human, your heartbeat is too fast I am worried” and she’d just softly punch his arm.
Except she didn’t really give a fuck when he got shot so my little headcanon’s not worth shit.
Hopelessly praying that the MX’s start growing personalities as the show goes on or at the very least start showing preferences in regards to the humans they interact with. Like their tone changes or they snark even more to people who treat them like crap.
Like I get that Dorian is the special one but STILL, some love for the MX’s?
Two scientists walk into a bar
The first says “I’ll have some H2O.”
The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.”
Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.
Eridan is the Magikarp of the trolls, I swear. He just flops around using his splash and everyone laughed at him because he was so pathetic and then he GODDAMN EVOLVES AND FUCKING KILLS EVERYONE.
why is this one of the most accurate descriptions of Eridan i’ve ever read